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If Paddington Had Autism Teaser

[Paddington is baking a cake. He adds butter, eggs, flour, sugar, milk, chocolate and marmalade. He begins to stir the mixture, but he stirs a little too slowly because the mixture is jammed. He struggles, and struggles...until he stirs the mixture really fast, and the bowl smashes to the floor. Paddington starts having a meltdown, throwing himself on the floor kicking and screaming. Mrs Bird enters, disgusted with Paddington's behaviour.]
MRS BIRD: Screaming like a baby again...oh, and look at all this mess!

Britain's favourite bear just got disabled.

If Paddington Had Autism.
Premiering tomorrow on Sybil's Story Station and Fanfiction.net.

Remember, it may not be Paddington, tomorrow I'll do some other story. Just wait and see!

Comments

  1. Lulu30 October 2022 at 10:32

    Poor Paddington! A little compassion and patience Mrs Bird, please.

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