Filey Cat Rescue - Meet The Cats!

Welcome to Yorkshire, people! This couple have set up a care home for cats in their own house, now please come in and meet the residents! Mind you, if it were a place on Ralph Breaks The Internet, it would be a huge cat playhouse, ala Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, with lots of cats on slides and swings, with lots of food and toys and gifts, like they're kings and queens.

https://www.fileycatrescue.org/cat-category/residents

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