Postman Pat & Disney Jokes

Postman Pat had never looked so hilarious! These jokes will make you feel as nostalgic as you ever be as you read some witty riddles about Postman Pat and his black and white cat. Greendale will never be the same again! Plus, I've added in some Disney jokes into the mix too so you can see the funny side of Mickey Mouse, Toy Story and other magical favourites!

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Don't forget, you can make up your own comic strips based on these hilarious jokes after you've read them. If you're not as good an artist as those at the Walt Disney Animation Studio, don't worry, your drawing is super-fecto!

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The Nightmare

LET THE NIGHTMARE BEGIN!! I had a dream strange but true That might shock and terrify you It’s from my house in Cornwall, you see, And this dream meant much harm to me. I was asleep in bed, enjoying Dreamland’s ride With Luke, Resus and Cleo asleep by my side Chester asleep on one end of the bed As a soppy dream began filling my head My friends and I were roaming around the street Where on the windows cupcakes were cooling for us to eat There were games to play in the graveyard with friends Oh, this joy never ends Suddenly, the sky began to glow blood red The sun became orange and above our heads Tall skyscrapers began to tower As the residents ran in a scattering shower The American flag was lifted above, America’s taking the friends I love So I took out my gun and returned fire The hole in the flag reached my desire “How do you like it?” I yelled in anger, “America, you’re a trapjawed cloakandagger!” Suddenly, an arm took hold of my hand And dragged me away, not to Dreamland But to a...

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