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17 Blogs Of Christmas Day 1 - 5 CBBC Shows To Avoid Throughout Christmas & The New Year

5.Shaun The Sheep: The Flight Before Christmas. I mean, it's a great special and all, but there's one thing missing: it needs a narrator, and who better to narrate it than Brian Blessed. Timmy Time recently got a narrator, and it's not Jane Horrocks! I wish she did narrate the series though.
4.Pokemon: Detective Pikachu. SERIOUSLY?! A LIVE ACTION POKEMON MOVIE?! ON CBBC?!!?! I'll have their heads ripped off!
3.Shaun The Sheep: Farmageddon. I would like to enjoy this tale of family and finding your way home, but I'm really sorry, there's another Shaun movie that I would really love to see: the original one.
2.Danny & Mick. Here we go again! Just like two years ago, Danny & Mick has new episodes set to ring in the New Year, but it would be better if real children between the ages of 6 and 8 guided them and helped them, ala the puppet series The Mighty Jungle.
1.Nova Jones. We wish you a merry Christmas....AND A BRATTY NEW YEAR!! WHY, CBBC?! Why on earth would you want Nova Jones to air all day in the run-up to the New Year? Can't we have a special countdown or something?! This is one reason you shan't watch CBBC for - Nova Jones, all day, on New Years' Eve. 

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I guess these are the five reasons you must never watch CBBC in 2023 as well. However, the crown jewel of CBBC, Scream Street, is available to watch on iPlayer! Click here to watch Season 1 only, and leave Season 2 to rot in the dust.

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