Dear Resus... Have you read Undead Pets: Return Of The Hungry Hamster? It's a good book, guaranteed to make you hungry as a mule. Neeeeiiiigggh!! Ha-ha, do you like my horse impersonation? Anyway, if you don't know what it is I have to explain in full detail: Joe receives a magical Egyptian amulet from his Uncle Charlie, and wishes for a pet on it. It is here that Dumpling appears, eating crisp crumbs and Joe's stinky socks, and in the morning he chows down on a sponge. He likes the smell of bubble bath, too, because it smells of strawberries. He eats when he's anxious because he's worried that the boy who owned him, Oliver, would be sad without him. When Joe gets into trouble with his dad, he tries to get rid of the amulet to no avail. Here comes the next make-you-hungry scene: Joe is sitting at the breakfast table with his siblings Sarah and Toby, waiting for toast and marmalade or the full Monty: bacon, eggs and tomatoes. When Dumpling was eating the toast, I cou...